Funny anecdote: Germans can be silly, too

Two German spies are coming to the English pub during WWII. Before entering the pub, one of them says to another:

– Remember, we are not Germans, so no schnapps this time, let’s order the martini.

– OK, – agrees another.

So, they are coming to the pub and one of them says to a barman:

– Martini, please.
– Dry martini? – asks the barman.
– Warum drei? Zwei!