But we have, and it’s all thanks to Milan-based artist and chef Yujia Hu, whose obsessively detailed sushi and onigiri shoes are truly the stuff of tiny art and tiny food lovers’ dreams, according to Mashable.
Please behold, for example, these extremely slick Air Jordans.
And feast (lol) your eyes upon these delicious-looking Vans.
And look at these little Adidas slides.
And those Nike slides we mentioned earlier.
See also: These Pet Pancakes From Japanese Chef Are Too Cute To Eat.